Now playing Simi 'Tiff' My song of the year. I wish it was mine! Pause guys, take a listen to that, and return.
Heard it? Amazing right! The girl should be on every blog, music channel right now, because she gave it 100! My friend Tolulope suggested it to me. You should hear him ad libbing the end of the song, he is such a darling lol
Right It's been a year and two months since my last post. I-make-myself-sick. This is just the height of it all. A YEAR! Hunny, child, fix up. (Talking to myself)
Now to the koko of the post. ASHAWOOOOO, WHORE, PROSTITUTE, APUNA PUNA. (I heard 'Apuna puna' in a Nollywood movie, first time hearing the word and I cried for days, sooooo funny!) These are some of the words (except for apuna puna) I came across on a particular blog post two days ago. My oh my, it was astonishing to see all these people attack and ravage our 'runs babes'. They left no prisoners, believe you me. I don't agree with it, I don't. Selling yourself short, I do not agree with it. But ummmmm I also do not agree with the self righteous downgrading and insults poured out on them. Jokes aside it is a real big problem. I was riding with my cousin and his friend in the Victoria Island region in Lagos. The sound of "Hey baby" infiltrated our ear drums, to our right stood 3 women so scantily clad I could see what they had for breakfast, lunch and dinner, immediately my cousin stated "Oh boy we don't have women again in Nigeria. See these fine girls. They are all finished" See tears dropping from my eyes, I am such a baby lol. What shocked us was how 'clean' these girls looked, they didn't look like your regular road side 'prostitutes'. I felt so gloomy and upset the whole drive through. The debate after his statement kept me worrying up until this day. Why must it be this way? We are producing low and high classed prostitutes by the minute and it is becoming a trend! PAUSE. My pity does NOT go out to our 'biggest' babes. Sorry to burst your bubble. Let me emphasise. If you are into 'runs' and your out of school, or you either don't bother to enrol, you travel all around the world, your dressed in designer 24/7, you FLASH your belongings on social media, hiding under the means of 'Entrepreneur' , ' Interior designer', 'Hair by Sexy', listen you need someone to sit you down and tell you the truth, it's either you have home training and you refused to heed to it, or you don't have at all. How long will it go on for? 'The paroles'. How long? That money you collected from Mr Awolowo, to travel to 'Dubai' could have been put towards a craft, towards a business idea. Instead you'd rather wear shoes bigger than both your feet put together. Hope no problem? IT IS CALLED LAZINESS! You are being lazy, and God despises laziness. I might contradict myself here, but bear with me... However it is pitiful when your in school trying to run the race, yet the hands at home aren't producing enough to put you through, everyday is a struggle, the cursed lecturers are threatening you to bring 5k here, 10k there or else you fail! It is pitiful when all you have is 1k for the week (equivalent to about £4), and you have to worry about transport, textbooks, food, water and everyone in class has noticed that your favourite gold sandals have been through wind, fire and rain. Yes it's pitiful and our country doesn't provide those part time jobs all willy nilly as they do in the western region. Here in the UK, you can work and study at the same damn time! If your in Nigeria, oh boy if your Papa no get 500k to dash you at LEAST in a month, you are in for it. I know what I am saying, I went to school in Nigeria for a year and now looking back I always ask myself "WHAT WOULD I HAVE DONE WITHOUT FINANCIAL SUPPORT FROM MY PALE?! (Father)" I didn't realise how privileged I was. Because you are on your own if your parents, family can't help, OYO, OYO LO WA. You are in trouble. I'm not making excuses for anybody, I am just saying you could not run a mile in the next persons shoes so think before you open your smelly mouth. NOW to Chief Richards, Honourable Akin, HOPE NO PROBLEM OOOOO???? Will you let our daughters be great?! Do you know the multitude of blessings that will come your way if you could help that 300 level student with that 20k, without having her meet you at oriental hotel to spend the weekend? Don't you think God would be much happier with you that way? Would you like the same done to your daughter? All I am saying is we all have a part to play, this is getting too too much! I can't go to some nightclubs again because you people don turn am to brothel. Hope no problem?
Hi, last but not least. Our biggest boysssssss, our fellow, bachelors. WORK, I mean, WORK. Work like your life depends on it...Technically it does. Enjoy your youth, but all I am saying is history will repeat it self if you don't wise up. Your daughters, even sons, will look to their parents age mates in the future, to pay for their school fees, providing that they pay with their bodies.
What else did I leave out?
Off to the gym now. (Now playing Asa 'Eyo'...reminds me of Unilag days rehearsing for Eyo festival Hahaaa!)
